Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Vampires Suck actually sucks...

It is boiling hot here in Los Angeles today = over 100 degrees fahrenheit! Woah. I guess summer is still here! ;)

A couple of days ago, I watched Vampires Suck, and I have to say that it actually really does suck.

Now, the trailer really makes it seem like an uber-funny movie - I am not a big fan of spoof movies, but I really thought this was gonna be good.

Here's the trailer:




The humor just wasn't really there. I became restless early on in the movie, and I kept on waiting for something to make me laugh. There were many times throughout the movie when I can actually hear crickets in my head because what I was watching just wasn't funny. There were a lot of stupid scenes - but, I know, it's a parody movie so I should have seen that coming.

To be fair, there were quite a few funny details in the movie, especially if you've seen both Twilight and New Moon. I also have to applaud the actors who played Edward, Becca, and Jacob - they were goooood! They got the facial expressions, body movement, and way of talking perfectly!

Scenes that were almost identical to the ones in the two movies made me laugh.

At first glance, they really look like the Cullens, haha!


Ken Jeong - haha, just think about his characters in other movies (The Hangover, Knocked Up...) and you'll start cracking up. His role as Daro isn't his best, but it's okay, he's a really funny person anyway.

Final Verdict: While there were some funny moments, I still think it was a pointless movie (but really, what should I expect, right?!). Not worth the time and money. If I was sitting at home with nothing to do, and it suddenly comes on HBO or something, then it's worth watching. But going to the theaters to see it? Hmm, definitely not the best decision I've made.

Have you seen Vampires Suck? What did you think of it? Are you planning to see it?

*trailer from Youtube and images from Google*

56 comments:

  1. I haven't seen this movie yet - but I can tell I would feel the same way you did! Ken Jeong is hilarious - I didn't realize he was in this movie! Great review Mimi! =)

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  2. Alexa P.-- yup, he's hilarious! thanks!

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  3. That's too bad. I thought it looked funny!

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  4. Yeh i dont think there any spoof movies out there that are actually gd =.=" so i stopped noticing them in cinemas lol.

    Thanx for the warning anyway! ^_^ xx

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  5. Thanks for the comments on my blog!! I love your movie reviews - saves a bad trip to the theater!!

    I am also following you now too!!

    Cheers,
    Karen

    http://rubytuesdayfashionanddesign.blogspot.com/

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  6. Thanks for the review. I was thinking of going to see this one, but now I'll just wait.

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  7. Thanks for the review. Im not really into these spoof movies so I dont think I would have gone, but I'll definitely tell my friends who were thinking of going.

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  8. I haven't seen it but honestly, I really didn't want to. So glad I saved my money and didn't go!! Thanks for the reassurance! ;-)

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  9. awe...I thought it would be funny too! Thanks for suffering through it and for the warning!

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  10. Marie Z.-- yeah, i thought so too!

    xWHLo-- no prob! the scary movie franchise was pretty okay for me, haha.

    Karen-- thanks!!!

    Jackee-- no prob!

    FunnyFaceBeauty-- yeah, a lot of my friends were thinking of seeing it too.

    Jen-- you're welcome!

    Marie-- haha, you're welcome, i'm glad to do it for you guys. :)

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  11. You know, I normally HATE parodies (I feel like they are always just so stupid), but the previews for this one really made me think it looked good... Kind of a bummer to hear it was such a letdown.

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  12. Yeah I love that song too, It's so booring that you think that that movie sucks cause I've wanted too see it for a long time now!=)

    www.agnesstyle.blogspot.com

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  13. Ha, I saw the trailer right before Eclipse (which didn't help me like Eclipse I have to add) and thought it might be worth seeing but I think I'd find it ridiculous too.

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  14. S.I.F.-- same here! i don't normally like watching parodies, but this one looked promising to me, but yeah it was just a letdown. :(

    AGNES STYLE-- aw, sorry about that! but please see it if you really want to.

    Laura-- oh my gosh, i hated eclipse. good to know i'm not alone on that, haha!

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  15. I and Bf watched this last weekend! I could not agree with you more! It really sucks! I even drifted off to sleep while watching it! It's not funny! It's boring! The jokes are so shallow and corny!

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  16. Yeah the trailer is enticing but for spoof movies they often are :(

    http://sunglassesandhandbags.blogspot.com

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  17. As I've never seen the "Twilight" films before, something tells me I probably wouldn't enjoy this. :/

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  18. lol. I still can't believe this movie beat out Jennifer Aniston's "The Switch", what a slap in the face for her!

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  19. thanks for the review..I'll just put it on my netflix queue..I am sure it will on DVD soon..lol

    http://icosmeticrn.blogspot.com/

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  20. I think my husband wanted to see this but it sounds like one we can skip :)

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  21. This morning I thought that I might see this movie, now I'm not gonna see it! thankyou for sharing your opinion, made me save money ;)

    xoxo
    http://shishiwaldorf.blogspot.com/

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  22. i didn't even realize this was out--that's how much i did not want to see this movie. thank you; now it's official. most spoof movies pretty much suck, and i didn't think this was going to be good either. sorry you wasted your money. but that does look like ashley greene in the cafeteria scene, lol.

    spend your money on scott pilgrim instead. oh, rottentomatoes gave vampires suck 4%.

    http://ohtobeamuse.com

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  23. Charrie-- i totally agree with you! my sister fell asleep for like 15 minutes, it's crazy!

    StylishSinead-- yeah, so true!

    Erika-- yeah, most definitely.

    Pop Champagne-- i knoooow! poor jen aniston...

    icosmeticRN-- yeah, probably sooner than usual, haha.

    Katie-- yeah you can totally skip this one.

    shishiwaldorf-- you're very welcome!

    Cheryl-- yeah, but oh well, lesson learned, right? haha. thanks for that recommendation!

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  24. Haven't see this movie yet but I still love the Twilight Series...LOL

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  25. I am likely going to watch this based on Ken Jong alone! His facial expressions kill me, as does this video with him in it (not ok for work)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2v-AkSj260

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  26. Really Petite-- haha, well those were pretty okay.

    Rachel-- hahaha, he really is funny!

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  27. I have to say, I'm not shocked! ;)

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  28. lol thanks for the review! I laughed after reading the second line! hahaha

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  29. shari-- yeah, i shouldn't have been shocked either. haha.

    Leenda-- hahaha, you're welcome!

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  30. completely agree!!!!! adorable blog by the way :)

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  31. Kenna Christensen-- thank you!!!

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  32. It did look funny. Thanks for giving us the heads up that it sucked!

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  33. Jess-- it really did. you're welcome! :D

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  34. I feel like this is the kind of movie people rent as a joke and drink while they watch it. The trailers made me laugh so hard, disappointing that it wasn't funny. Thanks for stopping by! you have a really pretty blog layout :)

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  35. I've seen it too. not the best I must say.

    I do agree, the actors were pretty amazing at playing the characters lol


    all I can say is, Matt Lanter is amazing and GORGEOUS!

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  36. Thanks for the review, Mimi! I saw the trailer, too, but I guess I'm not that interested LOL Though, they seem to get the expressions and scenes right haha!

    TheOwlsCloset.blogspot.com

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  37. Kallie, Happy Honey and Lark-- aww, thanks! and i love how you described the movie, it's so true!

    Bree-- yeah, i have to say matt lanter is a cutie.

    The Owl's Closet-- no prob! yeah, they definitely got the expressions. :)

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  38. I'm a little late, but I'm catching up on FMBT comments. I'm following you back now! Hope you're having a great week!

    --Jodi
    http://jodibee.blogspot.com

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  39. duude, i totally agree! it sucked. i went in the theaters thinking it would be hilarious. but by the time it ended, it was soooo sleepy! dissapointment. but Matt Lanter and Jacob White is really cute!

    Carrie
    http://readmylifeascarrie.blogspot.com/

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  40. hmm the trailer doesn't looks so great considering its supposed to be the best parts of the film.. although i liked the Jacob why did you just take off your shirt?? that part made me laugh..

    Alexandra

    http://alexandrascomplaintsoftheday.blogspot.com/

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  41. Yeah, wasn't planning on seeing this one. I think it's really difficult to make a good spoof movie. Thanks for the review, though!

    Melanie@UnravelledThreads

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  42. Thanks for commenting on my page, love your blog ;)
    Please follow if you would like, I'm new to all this and would love the support!
    XOXO
    Lara
    http://ineedanewoutfit.blogspot.com/

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  43. Jodi-- thanks! hope you're having a good one too!

    Carrie-- hahaha, jacob white...

    Alexandra-- haha, yeah that was funny.

    Melanie-- no prob!

    Lara-- you're welcome! and i think i do follow your blog, but i'll check again.

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  44. Really? Not funny? Oh I was actually gonna ask my boyfriend to watch it this weekend but good thing you made a review because that'll be a waste of money hehe.

    P.S. I published it Mimi! THANK YOU SO MUCH! ;-)

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  45. Hey Mimi Girl! My son wanted us to go to it the other night! I said, UM, NO!
    I had heard it wasn't very good!
    Hope you are having a lovely day!
    Smoochies
    gi gi

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  46. Candid Phobic-- yup, it's really not that funny. :/

    gigi-- hey! haha, that's funny. but yeah, it's not really good, and there were some stuff in it that may not be appropriate for your son. hope you have a good one too!

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  47. I agree. I have watched the movie but it left me kinda sick at the end :/
    The bella dupe was excellent though ! :D
    Following you too :)

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  48. I saw this trailer and thought the movie would be a hoot, too bad it didn't live up to the expectations!

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  49. Maria-- haha, yeah she was pretty good! thanks!

    Signe-- yup, too too bad. :/

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  50. ORIGINAL SEED-- you're so right!

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  51. lol the trailer looks so funny!
    A couple of my friends went to go see it and they said it was hilarious.

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  52. Dizzy-- yeah, i love the trailer. wow, i'm glad they thought it was funny! that's good to hear. ;)

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  53. Ugh...I never like that spoof movies. They are always dumber than they are funny. Thanks for the review, I figured as much but it totally saves me from watching it. =)

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